💞ʟᴏᴠᴇ & ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ 💔
WELCOME TO 💞ʟᴏᴠᴇ & ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ 💔
Where laughter is free but disrespect is expensive 💸
This group na for cruise, gist, vibes and small madness 😎
If you’re boring, upgrade your personality 📶
If your data finish, don’t blame us 🤣
If you dey read message without talking, we see you 👀😂
Enter with sense 🚶♂️
Stay with respect 🤝
Laugh till your stomach complain 🤣💀. (Read carefully before WhatsApp spirit catches you). RULES
1️⃣ Respect everybody
No insult, no dragging parents, no “your village people” 🙅♂️
Cruise is allowed, but don’t overcook am 🍲😂
2️⃣ No unnecessary fight
This group is not boxing arena 🥊
If you’re angry, drink water 🚰 and calm down 😭
3️⃣ No turning jokes to insult
If person say “stop”, you stop 🚫
Before joke turn problem, apply brake 🛑😂
4️⃣ No spam messages
Good morning picture from 2012 ❌
Chain message ❌
“Send to 10 groups or bad luck” — carry am go church 🙏🤣
5️⃣ No fake news
Before you post “BREAKING NEWS”, break your brain first 🧠😂
6️⃣ Private beef no be public content
If you get issue, go private inbox 📩
Group no be courtroom ⚖️
7️⃣ Admin no be God but… 😎
Admin word na final boss 🎮
Argue with admin at your own risk 😂🚪
8️⃣ If you leave group
No dramatic exit speech 😭
No “I’m done with everybody here”
Just waka quietly 🚶♂️🤣
9️⃣ Silent readers 👀
We know you’re here
We see you
Don’t worry… your time will come 😂
🔟 Punishment department
First offence — warning ⚠️
Second offence — small embarrassment 😭😂
Third offence — removal without apology 🚪🔥